Thursday, June 28, 2007

Pee + Potty = NEVER!

Today Annie IM's me and informs me of yet another Collinism. This time it involves a little annoying thing called peepee in the potty:

Annie: Collin do you have to go potty?
Collin: I don't want to be potty trained!!

What three-year-old knows about the term potty training! ha!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Sleep + Food = Hilariousness!

Blowing candles

On Sunday we went to Checkers for their 69 cent burgers and because we are super cheap we drove over to Walgreens and bought drinks there.

When I returned from purchasing a diet green tea, apple juice and a Dr. Pepper Annie, my wife, informed me of yet another Collinism.

He looks over to the car next to us and sees a lady in the passenger seat lighting up a cigarette and says "that lady is blowing out a candle with her teeth!"

God + feet = ?

Today Collin randomly busted out with this question:

Daddy,
Does God have feet?

To say the least I was baffled, how would you answer this question?